We advise you to not travel !

We advise you to not travel. Don’t go somewhere where they have less corona spread. Don’t step on a airplane with your PCR test but step on a over crowded train on your way to work. Don’t go to empty beaches but do go to your super crowded supermarkets instead.

Stay inside and most of all don’t travel to sunny countries. Be scared, alone and bored. Who needs social connections when you could fill your life up with movies and wifi. Traveling these days to fun places is a no go. Doing exercise outside in open air with loads of space is not recommended. All these tests to prove you have no sickness is to much of security that you are safe and sound.

We advise you but we can’t obligate. I am afraid this does mean you are allowed to travel but we rather have you sad and hiding at home. So please make your friends happy and try to stay as sad as they are.

Is our advise leggit better then the option of going on a surftrip to a deserted spot. Probably not but if you go i’ll betya you’ll make everyone jelly and we can’t have that. A jelly crowd is an unhappy crowd. Laughter and sun is not for these days.

So we advise you not to travel.

Stay inside.